Let's have some joke, One liner

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onepolar

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

onepolar

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

brianlety

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.

lusianahalim

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

eliza molly

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Last Edit: June 17, 2017, 10:30:15 PM by Diego Andrés